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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
lazheii:

baimbie:

exhali:

eclisy:

suncisco:

blisslon:

i reblog this all the time bc he’s so hot i

who is he 

omfg he is perf

69k notes and yet nobody has ever add a comment on who he is

Dayum

 so this is love

lazheii:

baimbie:

exhali:

eclisy:

suncisco:

blisslon:

i reblog this all the time bc he’s so hot i

who is he 

omfg he is perf

69k notes and yet nobody has ever add a comment on who he is

Dayum

 so this is love

tell us your most embarrassing story
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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

cecstrong:

blackoutofgretely:

cecstrong:

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

hiowl:

SO BEAUTIFUL

hiowl:

SO BEAUTIFUL