No matter how long the slinky is, the bottom of the slinky will stay still (hover) until the top reaches it. Even if the slinky is over 1000 feet long.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
I can be cute when I wanna be. I mean, 99% of the time im an awkward, sarcastic bitch. But I can be cute sometimes..
when ur on mobile and u cant see gifs/pics but u still re blog from certain blogs bc u trust them