female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong
he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside
how are you even a real person
im not. im actaully a shark making jokes on the internet
My math teacher called me average.
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
her japanese accent is fucking atrocious lmao