Now I can finally wear crocs when I go to parties yay!!!
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT YOU ALL DAY]
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
"We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there."
OH MY GOD
The title made me angry but now I read it, I’m laughing