This is the line that has gotten me through life.
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
[14P15] untitled oil on cavas 913.9 x 130.3 cm 2014
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer
Ah yes a degree in lawyer.